Tony's Riverside

Upon arriving at the restaurant, the cops were just finishing up arresting a man for child pornography. I was informed he was "a regular". Once we were able to walk in the restaurant, there was a young woman in here 20's I would guess vomiting on the floor while three men were around her trying to get her to drink more and screaming loudly "GO GO GO!!" and "PUKE AND RALLY!!!".



We then proceeded to order our food and the waitress just got done smoking and it was a distinct smell on her that was a major turnoff. I then went to the men's room and found two men engaged in doing each other and pleasuring their needs by the urinal. This made peeing rather difficult as they were continually bumping into me.



The food itself was just what I would have expected, exceptionally greasy and it was awesome. I thought for sure eating that much fat would finish me off on the spot, but I did not die much to my surprise. You just won't find greasier food than at Tony's Riverside and that is exactly why you come there.



So, in conclusion, there were some tough moments to deal with that were shocking and have left my children deeply traumatized, but the food was so disgustingly greasy (not even totally sure one could classify that stuff they serve as food) that I have to give it a two star review.

I'm not fond of their beef as several times I've gotten burgers where the meat tasted a bit old, and the last few times I was there (with other people), the fries were brown, greasy, limp and overdone. The chicken and fish are good and they do give you a lot of food especially on the daily specials. Oh, the hard boiled eggs in their salad are usually cooked a bit too long as well because the yolks are a little green around the edges. Also, although their pizza is good, if you want to change something on the special, they will charge you extra for it and I think asking for extra cheese and leaving off the sausage is a pretty even trade and probably in favor of the restaurant.