Falls View Tavern

yup if youre the type who likes to spend your free time amidst orcs cretins yammering nabobs and moronic ne'rdowells then the falls view tavern is your new home for grog and talentless pool players. thats right the falls view is perched aside the wilamette offering the odiferous stench from the paper mill wafting in its direction. the staff matches the decor and the decor matches the clientele ......bon appetit!