137 Broadway Chinese Rest

This food is so yummy in my tummy. My favorite dish is the pork dumplings. They make my tongue tingle. It is not just the food that is delicious--the employees are yummy too. In fact, I am planning to learn how to cook Chinese food just so I can spend more time at this restaurant. One day I hope to be as yummy as the employees. But alas, that is just a dream--a yummy dream of an attractive man that I hope will one day happen. I care so much about this dream that I am willing to throw away all of my plaid shirts so I can truly become a part of the Chinese culture. I recently took up the language and I am the best in my class. (Not really much of a surprise--it has been scientifically proven that attractive men are the best at Mandarin.) In five months I have already learned three characters and I draw them with such grace and elegance that I truly believe I can complete the fluency test that I plan on taking next Wednesday. One day I hope that this attractive man (me) will be as yummy as my soon to be fellow employees. Although you are yummier than me we all know I am the more attractive man. As I work on my yumminess, I think of this restaurant and how it changed my life for the better. You rock 137 Broadway Chinese Rstrtn! Oh yeah.



-Just another attractive man on 3rd st. Apt. 2B.



P.S. I meant know offense to the fourth graders I take Chinese with. When I said I was the best in the class I meant it because I am intellectually and attractively superior but it does not mean that you will not excel in other subjects!