Fred's Tavern-Decatur

Well, they do have the cheapest happier hour. That being said, it's an uncomfortable environment. One of the bartenders is hot from the backside, but the frontside, she looks pregnant even though she's not but when you're 40+ and dramatic, you might as well be. As bad as she looks, she somehow found a way to sleep with the owner. In fact, if you ever go there in the morning, you might see her in pajamas(dead give away). On the other hand, there's some crackhead guy who thinks he owns the place. If you go there, you're bound to meet him. He's very tall and looks like a biker, only very mouthy. Every word out of his mouth is loud and sounds like an insult. Any happier hour would be better than this one, especially since you wouldn't be part of any local statistic.