Kyd Kyro

I am not pregnant nor did I see the doctor. I went in for a massage which I purchased thorugh something like Spending Spree.

The doctor signed me in and then the secretary took over from there.

The doctor was very nice. I had little interaction with her. I did see pregnant women leaving who seemed pleased.

Me on the otherhand, I am very disappointed in my massage.

I had a massage with the secretary (she must be doing both jobs at the end of the day since my massage was at 4:00 PM) and she checked me in.

She seemed friendly enough. She lead me to a room with a small cassette player and lamp. She left and I got ready for my massage. This is where it gets funky. This secretary comes in BAREFOOT and starts my 'massage' whcih ended up being just some young adult slathering oil on me. No massage whatsoever! She asked if the pressure was hard enough, I said, "I prefer a firm massage." So she digs her thumb into my left shoulder blade and says in a very nasty voice, "Well it's too painful to have a firm massage. See how much it hurts when I do this?" Then she crossed her feet (I could see since I was facing downward) and stood with her SMELLY feet right beow my nose! She said, I can make it firm but it's gonna hurt, see??? I mean, this chick literally dug her thumb and finger into my skin (Which by the way I had a scratch and black and blue mark from) and said AGAIN, If I do it firm it's going to hurt.

Then she preceeded to just rub oil onto my leg and arms.

Her feet were horribly sweaty and smell. She didn't want to do the massage with a firm touch so she instead decided to pinch me and scratch me until I shut up about it. Then she continued the massage with ONE HAND and most likely the thumb only.

I wanted to run out of there. She made me feel terrible as though I was asking for too much because I expressed an opinion for a firm massage. She obviously didn't feel like giving a massage because she stood in one place crosslegged and used onoly one hand the entire time.

It was a TOTAL waste of money and time. I will NEVER go back.