McDonald's - CLOSED

Located inside a great Walmart? That's sad for a pitty restaurant location.



Okay... people... don't go here. No, I mean it, don't. This place is as good as a monkey house of bananas.



*monkeys start falling from the sky, landing on piles of bananas*



I have been to great McDonalds locations. No really, I have been to ones so much better than this garbage of a store. For instance, did you know that some locations have video games inside? Put the service aside for now, just look at the entertainment! Mckee Dee home stores with a wide variety of things to do!



So what we got here is a monkey house of bananas with no video games located inside Walmart... oh just dandy!



And oh yeah, the video games inside Walmart don't count. Why? Well, because their controllers on them consoles have a tendency for breaking. With crowds of people, it can get a little hard to stay in one place while playing.



Service is always an issue for this place. The schmucks in hats have no taste of class within them, plus it takes forever to get ANYTHING. For example, if you order a caramel sundae, they will write your name down and get it for you 10 minutes later. Fortunately, I brought a book with me at the time. It was entitled "How to Use Common Sense for Dummies." I read it all the way through and discovered the problem: not everybody has it.



The product? Don't bother, they can't cook. Well, I'm sorry, but they cannot cook one patty right. I have heard from close friends of them getting sick in there. I believe it, because I see cooks behind the grills picking their noses and scratching their heads (really, no joke).



Oh yeah, and did I mention that it's in Walmart? That means no drive-thru! Not only that, but there is a fast and efficient Del Taco right outside, not to mention Tom's Famous Burgers. That's right, Tom's Famous Burgers, and with a drive-thru as well. They taste alot better than this McDonalds store's products, plus they ARE CHEAPER! So, what's the point of even coming here? If there are cheaper competitors with better tasting food outside of Walmart, then there is no point.



So, this review is going out of berzerk and seems negative. Is this store that much negative to me? Actually no, but that is because I am a serious dining guest who is patient and willing to give businesses a try. But we all know that not everybody would withstand this much unorganized practice.



In conclusion, all I can recommend to my friends is to go elsewhere. If someone is about to walk in here, stop them. No no, PAY THEM to stay away! That is how serious this Very Mad Fast-Food Geek is! :P